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spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
itslatingirl:

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validx2:

Her: Babe i’ve never seen you dance 

Me: Yeah umm you dont want to

Her: Please babe you know i find a man that can dance very sexy 

Me: Alright shit

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist